viewed or existing independently and not in relation to other things; not relative or comparative. Total.

Absolute. {adjective}

Stackhouse* is a tech startup based in Hermiston, Oregon. We are a collective of cloud infrastructure and software engineers working toward a unified goal: to provide humanity with secure solutions that rise above industry practices.

Our first release, the Kadance Miner Protocol (KMP.v1), arrived in July 2025. It was the first universal protocol we produced to successfully turn PCs into crypto miners while addressing a critical issue: protecting crypto miners from malware vulnerabilities we've personally remedied across the globe.

We saw the need to shepherd users into the "long-gated secrets" of trade-based know-how— without expecting anyone to obtain a degree in cybersecurity or learn to code. KMP remains that solution.

Establishing trust is critical in our industry. We manage these hurdles with an intentional preference for organic vetting over sponsored hype or heavy marketing.

Our work is no shouting matter;
It is coordinated and formally planned.
Rendering our products absolute.

As computation is absolute, so we lead with this mindset when it comes to our products.

You’ve heard the phrase 'rest assured'. In the corporate world, this is a diversion tactic used to suppress contradiction in a polite manner. It's clever politics and another way of saying, 'rest away and trust us'.

We don’t believe in user suppression. We believe in the facts.

By developing products so straightforward that they leave no room for doubt.
Products built absolute, so you can-

"leave the rest to surety" (Rest to sure).

That means no suppression, no restrictive guardrails, and no loopholes for bad actors. As a result, bots and bad actors don’t like us.

This opens a vast digital landscape to address.

Because we are free of the market our competitors directly rely on. Which is their greatest disadvantage: they love spying on their customers. We don’t. As we scale, our promise is to never sell or directly share your data.

Modern media is built on spyware embedded into everyday devices. These systems sip away at performance, abstracting away from the absolute machine and creating unnecessary e-waste just to secure the next sale.

We operate to reject these practices. Instead of treating you as a metric for advertisers, we see you for who you are: a person with a will for privacy.

We serve to protect your data and empower your experience. Because we are users, too.

Sincerely,
The Founder of Stackhouse*

Dear user,